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'Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.<br />- C. S. Lewis',
'Donīt use words too big for the subject. Donīt say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise youīll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.<br />- C. S. Lewis',
'Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.<br />- C. S. Lewis',
'We all want progress, but if youīre on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.<br />C. S. Lewis',
'Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, itīs time to pause and reflect.<br />- Mark Twain',
'One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.<br />- Mark Twain',
'God writes a lot of comedy...the trouble is, heīs stuck with so many bad actors who donīt know how to play funny.<br />- Garrison Keillor',
'Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and Iīm not sure about the former.<br />- Albert Einstein',
'You donīt have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.<br />C. S. Lewis',
'How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.<br />- Steve Martin',
'The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science.<br />- Albert Einstein',
'Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?<br />- Stephen Wright',
'I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.<br />- Noel Coward',
'God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.<br />- C. S. Lewis',
'Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.<br />- Henry Youngman',
'Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.<br />- Robert Paul');
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